Mike joins the 1200-pound club, while Tony is out here hooping like he’s about to get drafted. Meanwhile, our TikTok comments are roasting us alive, so let’s just be clear—we are NOT experts (but thanks for the engagement).

We also get into:

• Drake vs. Kendrick and that Super Bowl performance

• Biking to work and arriving fully marinated in sweat

• Trump’s master plan to buy Greenland and rename the Gulf of Mexico

• The cold plunge freezing solid, much like our motivation

• Lakers trading AD for Luka?

• Lifting, tattoos, occasional youthful cigarettes, and why pollution is just… a thing?

It’s another episode of big weights, bold claims, and zero qualifications—stream now!

Cheers!

m&t